This Year, He’s Mine: The $6,500 Santa Stake-Out Kit

This is the $6,500 Santa Stake-Out kit being sold by PlanetOptics so you can spy on Santa while he’s making his rounds. Me? I’m not sitting around in the cold waiting for that fat bastard to go flying by, I’m going to lure him to me. “With milk and cookies?” What is this, amateur hour? I’m going to kidnap Mrs. Claus. An entire list of all the stuff included:

Camoflage Gear
OPMOD Ghillie Suit Snow Camo
Final Approach One Shot Blinds
Final Approach Pull-Over Cover

Apparel
Propper Crew Neck Mens T-Shirt
BlackHawk Omega Elite Tactical Vest #1
Under Armour Coldgear Hitch Lite Cushion Boot Socks
BlackHawk ECW Pro Winter Operations Gloves
Tru-Spec H2O Waterproof ECWS Gen 2 Parka

Backpacks
OPMOD P.A.C. 3.0 Personal Articles Carrier Bag

Hydration & Food Storage
Neverlost Food Thermos
Primus C&H Commuter Mug Stainless Steel

Camping Gear
Eberlestock Ultralight Sleeping Bag w/ G-Loft Insulation
Boker USA Bon Appetite Knife

Hunting Gear
Cass Creek Harmon Synthetic Mule Deer Female in Heat Scent
Leupold RX-1000i Compact Range Finder with DNA
Bushnell 8MP Trophy Cam Night Vision Field Scan Trail Camera
AimSHOT Heatseeker Infrared Spotter with Laser

Accessories
Gen Pro Tactical Stocking with MOLLE
Bolle Mojo Snow Ski Goggles
Zippo Hand Warmer, Black
Surefire P2X Fury Flashlight – Dual Output Tactical Light
Pro Ears Pro Hear IV BTE Digital Hearing Device
5.11 Tactical Field Ops Watch
Brite Strike Technologies Tactical Balls White LED Rolling Devices
OPMOD TBO 1.0 Limited Edition Tactical Bottle Opener
Uniden Two-Way FRS/GMRS Walkie Talkies
OPMOD WB 1.0 Limited Edition 8x42mm Waterproof Binoculars

Night Vision, Thermals & Cameras
Carson OPMOD DNV 1.0 Limited Edition Mini Aura Digital Night Vision Pocket Monocular
Elmo Indoor Day/Night Network Dome Security Camera
Brinno TimeLapse Motion Sensor Digital Camera Bundle
Canon EOS Rebel T4i Digital SLR Camera Kit
FLIR Scout PS-24 Thermal Camera / Digital Thermal Imager
Celestron C90 Mak Spotting Scope w/ Tripod

Wow, that’s a lot of stuff. Most of which seems unnecessary. Also, I’ve had a change of heart and I’ve decided to not kidnap Mrs. Claus. I’ve got a new plan: lace the carrots I leave for Santa’s reindeer with laxatives and follow the diarrhea trail back to the North Pole.

Keep going for a video about the collection if you’re into torturing yourself, or check out PlanetOptic’s $20,000 Invisible Man kit in case you’re just trying to disappear for awhile.

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